So you want to know how to really make money? You want to make a fortune every day? I know how to do it. Not only that, but there is no risk involved. You make tons of money every day, and there are no start up costs. Sounds too good to be true? Well, then stop reading. However, if you want to hear about people whose profession is making money, then read on......
In Washington, D.C. the Federal Bureau of Engraving produces money 24 hours each day. Over 2,000 employees work to keep the presses running. How much money do these people make? In one year, almost $10 billion of paper currency is made! Most of this money replaces worn out dollars that banks collect and then destroy.
So I can honesty say that the Bureau's 2,000 employees in Washington make money every day. There is no reason why you can't join them. You can even apply online. You may not get rich working at the mint, but if you are clever, you can really do well.
The key is to make sure everyone around you knows that you make millions (billions) of dollars. They don't have to know the truth. Just without lying, drop a few hints as to how much money you "make." You will find that suddenly, you have a lot of friends. Even the most exclusive restaurants will make room for you. You will be showered with gifts and complimentary products from all sorts of companies that would love to have someone supporting them who "made a billion dollars last year."
As you walk down the street, people will stare and say "Here comes the guy who made more money than Gates last year!" People may ask you for financial advice. All you have to do is say things like "buy low, sell high." Just make sure you charge for such advice. Who wouldn't want to pay $20 to get five minutes of time from a guy who has made over a billion dollars!