What I am about to tell you, you will dismiss. You will probably laugh at me for suggesting it. You will be shocked and in disbelief. However, I want to remind you that I own a yacht. My guess is that you do not. So, if you aspire to wealth, keep an open mind and read on.

You may think that T-shirts are cheap. The often maligned under shirt is most likely the cheapest piece of clothing you can buy. Yet don't let that lead you to think you can't make tons of money off of them. Quite the opposite, that's where the genius lies.

You see a standard white T-shirt, purchased wholesale in bulk quantities of course, cost around $4. That's right, just four dollars. However, print a picture on it, or even some silly slogan -- and you can now market the shirt for $40. Yes, a 1000 percent profit margin! All you need is to come up with a slogan and start selling them.

The slogan does not even have to make sense. The other day, I saw a kid wearing a shirt that said "Soup Cool Rain." I do not know what it means, and I doubt the kid does either. But I do know that he spent real money on that shirt! All around the world, kids who don't even speak English are wearing shirts that say the craziest things. How about "Ride Dog Drink" or "Blue Fast Dance." They mean nothing, but kids think they are "cool."

You know what I think is "cool"? Making enough money to buy a yacht. Now, I think I have given you enough tips for today and I have an appointment with a gin and tonic on the deck. See you next week!